Have you ever had one of those moments where you feel like a cartoon character?
I had one in the cafeteria the other day, and I wish that someone had been there to video tape it. No, my feet didn't start running away before me, nor did I put my hand on a burner and not get burned til I realized my hand was on a burner, and I also didn't get sliced in half. (Good thing...)
However, I did get ran into. Full on. This guy apparently didn't see me, or it was one of those "he thought I was going to move, I thought he was going to move" situations. At any rate, we smacked into eachother rather hard. It didn't hurt, or if it did I was trying too hard not to laugh to notice the pain. The guy got bright red with embarrassment, and mumbled an apology before hastily fleeing the scene.
After he left I laughed harder than I have in a long time. Unfortunately, no one else even saw the incident! What a waste! Maybe the cafeteria has security cameras, and they saw it... one can hope. It was just too good to go unseen.